With a capo on five Play the root note with your thumb and pluck other notes in the chord to rhythm of the beat, there are a few added 7's thrown in and other notes, just listen to the song and you'll pick them up. Here's the link of the recording for triple J's "like a version" if you want to hear it, and see him play, or just want to watch it for fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmVmzJT5TXc Verse 1 Am Oh he treats me with respect He says he loves me all the time C He calls me 15 times a day He likes to make sure that I'm fine Am You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure C He's not like all them other boys They're all so dumb and immature Bridge Am There's just one thing that's getting in the way C When we go up to bed you're just no good It's such a shame Am I look into your eyes I want to get to know you C And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over Chorus Dm It's not fair F And I think you're really mean C I think you're really mean G I think you're really mean Dm Oh you're supposed to care F But you never make me scream G You never make me scream Am Am Am Am verse 2 Am Now I lie here in the wet patch In the middle of the bed C I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by I spent ages giving head Am But then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me C Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me bridge Am There's just one thing that's getting in the way C When we go up to bed you're just no good It's such a shame Am I look into your eyes I want to get to know you C And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over chorus Dm It's not fair F And I think you're really mean C I think you're really mean G I think you're really mean Dm Oh you're supposed to care F But you never make me scream G You never make me scream Dm Oh it's not fair F And it's really not ok C It's really not ok G It's really not ok Dm Oh you're supposed to care F But all you do is take G Yeah all you do is take Dm Am C G Dm Am C G (Bit unsure about this, just make it pretty) chorus Dm (ohhh)It's not fair F And it's really really mean C I think you're really mean G I think you're really mean Dm Oh you're supposed to care F But you never make me scream G You never make me scream Dm Oh it's not fair F And it's really not ok C really not ok G really not ok Dm Oh you're supposed to care F But all you do is take G Yeah all you do is take Dm C And it's not fair Dm C This parts a bit hazy too, And it's not fair but whatever chords you put in Dm C that match somewhere in the chorus It's not fair will work fine. Dm Am nope